How much ground would a groundhog hog
if a groundhog would hog ground?
And how much ground would a groundhog hog
if a groundhog only could?
Now a groundhog could make good and would,
but there ain't no reason why he should.
But how much ground would a ground hog
if a groundhog would hog ground?

Since the tongue twister has several forms, I've opted to base the parody on the refrain of The woodchuck song written by Robert Hobart Davis on music composed by Theodore F. Morse and sung by “Ragtime” Bob Roberts.