Register, touch grass

Your own
personal
network
Someone to read your posts
Someone who cares
Your own
personal
network
Someone to read your posts
Someone who's there

Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone
With your new smartphone
If you become a follower
I'll make you a Mastodonter

Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You'll know an interactor

(etc)